Wristbands
From ARFOPEDIA
Wristbands are a great way to show your conformity to current trends and secondarily to show your solidarity with important issues such as CANCER, CHILDHOOD RAPE, STICK THIN CYCLISTS and SUPPORT OUR TROOPS. Of course, all profits made from these selfless people on ebay and Saturday morning market traders go to their respective cause.
[edit] List of wristbands
The following table is a partial list of causes and organizations which can be supported by the wearing of wristbands, organized by the band color.
| Colour | Meanings |
|---|---|
| Black | Sith Lord, Dimebag Darrell, Peter Jackson fans, Lost childhood, Cancer, Anti-Smoking, Grimlord Metal, Save Meadow Lane |
| Beige | New Zealand |
| Blue | Drunk driving, Support The Pwned, Tolerance, Organ transplant recipients, Against Drugs, Deep vein thrombosis awareness, childhood rape/cancer, Fans of Robbie Williams, Cancer, Gillingham Football Club, Battered wives, John Peel, Queen Awareness, Intolerance, Drug Advocacy |
| Gold | Prostitutes, Cancer, Prostitutes with Cancer, Lung Cancer, Smokers who use non-smoking Prostitutes, Non-smokers who use Prostitutes with Lung Cancer, Prostitutes who have played for Bolton, Celtic, Everton and Sunderland, Cancer, Smokers who use non-smoking non-prostitutes, Prostitute Doctors who treat non-smokers, Doctors with Lung Cancer who treat themselves to a nice, wee, individual trifle at dinnertime, Danny Kendall, swearing loudly at passing pensioners |
| Green | SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, SUPPORT OUR BOYS, BRING THEM HOME, Cancer, LEAVE IT OUT GUV, Royal Society for the Eradication of Catholicism |
| Purple | Amputee awareness, Paki-bashing, My Bloody Valentine, FORD TRANSIT VANS, Northern Rock victims solidarity, Wristband Awareness |
| Green/Blue | Anti-sectarianism (Celtic/Rangers) |
| Red | Blood transfusion solidarity, Against anti social behaviour, Friends of Jehovah, AIDS solidarity, Street magician appreciation, Cancer, Enoch Powell, Christmas, Terry Butcher, Internet Scamming, three match suspension |
| White | Jedi Knight, Racism, National pride, Charity starts at home, Cancer, Anti Chav, NAMBLA, Teenage Kicks, So hard to beat, Olsen Twins |
| Yellow | DO NOT RESUSCITATE, HAVE A WORD WITH HIM, MISSES NEXT GAME |
| Brown | Coventry (AWAY). |
| Firebrick | X11 colours memorial, chowden laptop memorial. |
| Red/Yellow | OIL ON TRACK/SLIPPERY CONDITIONS/A CANCER-RIDDEN DRIVER IS ABOUT TO OVERTAKE YOU/DO NOT SWIM |
