User:Olly

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Celebrity gardener Monty Don, Lebanese President Emile Lahoud, and the Dogon people of southern Mali are among Olly's most vocal supporters.

A passionate advocate of Black Death research, Olly has taken stinging criticism of his girth and facial hair with good grace and gentle humour, stating on many occasions, "Sit back down, son".

Born in 342 BCE in Antioch (Modern day Eastern Turkey) to a wealthy merchant father and poor priestess mother, Olly was the seventh of seven children, but the only one to survive childbirth. This gave him miraculous powers which he has used to do wonderous good and despicable evil ever since. Eventually settling in the beautiful Rea Valley of central England, Olly rumoured to have invented J.R.R. Tolkien, the rubella vaccine, the alphabet, and Paraguay.

Olly is also a published poet, a feat unmatched by any other Arfo members. This puts him in the esteemed company of such literary luminaries as Samuel Coleridge, Seamus Heaney, Roger McGough and Pam Ayres.

Disguised as Marcello Lippi, Olly lifted the 2006 World Cup trophy in Berlin on June 9th, in front of the astonished and moustached faces of nearly 80,000 Germans.

Has yet to step down from a cushy position in Her Majesty's civil service to aid the world's vulnerable people in spite of his burning desire to do so.

Olly retired from Arrogance-Forums in a blaze of fail on 13th October 2007 at 23:50, due to a suspected clown fatigue. While some on the internets have sarcastically mourned his passing, it is understood that the disappearance of Olly has freed up a portion of the internets as big as Telford.

A gelastic lucubration.