Ultras Varna

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Also known as: "The Fanatics-Falcons Varna"

Slogan: "One Life, One Love, One Religion - One Spartak!"

Some prime examples of these Balkan madcaps:

Notorious for their chant, WE ARE THE FAMOUS FFV, the Ultras Varna are amoungst the most feared groups of Bulgarians in Bulgarian. So hard not even Frodo Baggins could infiltrate their number, they rape one cat for every goal Spartak Varna concede. They invented and have single handedly maintained Bulgarian footballs season of shame 47 years ago. It is rumoured madcap striker Raptor Phuckov regularly gets himself sent off so he can spend his suspended matches in the stands challengeing some CSKA scum to 'A bit of a ruck'. They have helped maintain Spartak Varnas position at the top of Bulgarian football by knee capping any teams captain who dares take points off them.

The famous Raptor Phuckov end. Despite attempts to weaken the FFV by turning into an all seater section it remains the most intimidating location in Europe, it is thought that during war time people seeked refuge from the Ultras in Nazi Germany

It is believed that 9/11 was carried out after Spartak shipped a last minute goal to rivals CSKA in a particularly tense top of the table clash. Rumours about actions commenced after CSKAs jewish striker scored a hat trick against them sometime around the 1940s remain unconfirmed.

[edit] Theme Tune

The Fall performed a song in tribute to the group, Theme From Spartak Varna F.C..

Come on I will show you how I will change

When you give me something to slaughter

Shepherd boy (Hey!)

Everybody sing (Hey!)

Better act quick (Hey!)

Be my toy

Come on have a bet

We live on blood

We are Spartak Varna F.C.

I don't have a jack knife it went up the hill

I don't know if i'll get it back

But by hook or by crook I will

Hey! Hey!

Be my toy

Come on have a bet

We live on blood

We are Spartak Varna F.C.

Hey! Hey!

We have to pay for everything (Hey!)

But some things are for free (Hey!)

We live on blood (Hey!)

We are Spartak Varna. (Hey!)

English Chelsea fan this is your last game (Hey!)

We're not Galatasaray We're Spartak Varna. (Hey!)

And take your fleecy jumper you won't need it anymore

It is in the car boot moving away

'Cause where you are going clothes won't help

Stay at home with TV set

Be my toy

Come on have a bet

We live on blood

We are Spartak Varna F.C.

Cheap English man in the paper shop

You mug old women in your bobble hat

Better go spot a place to rest

No more ground boutique at match in Chelsea

We are Spartak Varna F.C.

Come on have a bet

We live on blood

We are Spartak Varna F.C.

Hey! Hey!

Shepherd boy (Hey!)

Everybody sing (Hey!)

Better act quick (Hey!)

Be my toy (Hey!)

Come on have a bet (Hey!)

So I can win (Hey!)

This is not a poem (Hey!)

For the bin (Hey!)

I don't have a jack knife (Hey!)

It went up the hill (Hey!)

I don't know if I'll get it back (Hey!)

By hook or crook I will (Hey!)

English Chelsea fan (Hey!)

This is your last game (Hey!)

We're not Galatasaray (Hey!)

We're Spartak Varna F.C. (Hey!)