Turkey

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Delicious form of poultry commonly enjoyed on christmas day. No its not too dry and yes i do have it at other times of the year thankyou very much

It is too dry though.

Except that its not.

Although it really is.

You have gravy don't you? it being dry simply not an issue.

good point wicks, why not have a plate full of digestive buscuits with your gravy.

[edit] Also

A nation of savages. One would rather be a paki.