Bible

From ARFOPEDIA

A fake novel (NOT WRITTEN BY FOOBS) about a magician and a donkey who go around tricking villagers with street magic.

In the end God goes to sleep and Jesus does some starjumps, before the first Pope decides to be God's voice on earth in Jesus' place, which is quite arrogant.

Contains and condones large amounts of murder, child abuse, torture, mutilation, lily consideration,rape and group circumcision.

The main plot involves an immature, omnipotent (or thereabouts) being who creates a world, and fills it with life. He gives some of the life on the planet free will, and gets angry when they exercise this. Thus he wipes almost all of them out, except a few chosen arselickers, and tries again. This also fails, but he takes a different approach - assuming human form to try and guide them from the inside. This human form is rightly executed for insurance fraud and excessive bairn melling, then still a crime. The being leaves us with a threat that things will be very horrid when he gets back. Probably forgotten about us.

The funniest part of the Bible is when God shares a joke with his old mate Beelzebub by tormenting his most faithful servant, Job. Not only does Job have a funny name, he also does everything God asks of him, no matter how much God punishes him for doing just that. Sadly, Job probably ends up in Heaven with the likes of Mother Theresa, Diana, Princess of Wales and Jeffrey Dahmer so the joke is kind of ruined really. But there are some hilarious skin diseases. A+++ would read again.

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