The Rt. Hon. Rev. Dr. Ian Paisley M.P.

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The Rt. Hon. Rev. Dr. Ian Richard Kyle Paisley M.P. is the Queen's most loyal subject and possibly the most eminent political philosopher of the modern day. A notorious homosexual and communist, he has never let being born with both gender's sex organs hold him back from a career in professional football. He played goalkeeper for Rangers from 1962 to 1999, scoring 42 goals and molesting 3 children.

NEVER !