Terry Venables

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Was the Assistant Manager of England, a role that gave him something to write about in his weekly piece for the News Of The World. Probably not as good a read as Hazell, mind.

Contents 1 Managerial History 2 Some Venables signings 3 Managerial positions for which "Tel" is ideally suited 4 People that have always had the utmost respect for his managerial ability and even moreso for his unquestionable integrity

[edit] Managerial History

• Leeds - utterly incompetent, but earned several million quid anyway.
• Middlesbrough - proved himself to be a better manager than Bryan Robson
• Portsmouth - bought club for £1, awarded himself £300k bonus before selling club for £250k.
• Crystal Palace - Signed plenty of big name Aussies and guided Palace to the heights of midtable.
• Australia - Was dismissed by the footballing powerhouse that is Iran.
• England - Performed well in meaningless friendlies before claiming the impressive record of winning 2 out of 5 matches (not including Switzerland) at Euro 96.
• Barcelona - replaced Diego Maradona with Steve Archibald
• Spurs and QPR - no one remembers; fewer care

[edit] Some Venables signings

• Paul Okon
• Teddy Lucic

[edit] Managerial positions for which "Tel" is ideally suited

• Republic of Ireland

[edit] People that have always had the utmost respect for his managerial ability and even moreso for his unquestionable integrity

• me--Mate A 01:21, 10 January 2008 (GMT)
• mates in the press