Ter

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Craig "Fannybaws" Hunter, or Ter as he is more commonly know, is an employee of Sports Interactive and renowned internet twat.

[edit] Origins

Ter was born after a one-night stand between two depraved mongos, now known simply as Maw and Paw. As a child, Ter was thrown in a skip and left to rot like the pathetic wretch he is. Unfortunately he was able to survive on discarded Pot Noodles and was discovered by a family of dogs due to one of his stinky shits LOL.

The years passed without note, although, due to a lack of human interaction, Ter had remained in a child-like state during his formative years, finding things such as farting and poo funny despite being a fully grown man.

One fateful day, Ter signed up at the SI Games forums. Lots of terrible posts followed until Ter threatened to put Sebs in hospital. This remains the highlight of his posting career. When a job in graphic design became available at SI Towers, Ter was one of the first to apply. He had no obvious training and a weak CV, but he was a good guy on the forums so he got the job.

Some FM skins followed, but they were overshadowed by the now famous sidebar, which inspired a quite brilliant quote from resident OTF fatty Displaced_Seagull.

Ter tried to join the arrogant people of DigitalDrivel but was deemed too much of a total cunt and driven out.

In 2005 Ter was given the award for Biggest Cunt of 2005. Upon hearing the good news, Ter remarked: "This is almost as good as that time I did that funny and stinky fart".

[edit] List of ideas that Ter has had

• Reduce the number of topic shown on each page to 10
• Sidebar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] Quotes

• "complain to the retailer, they took your money"