Taunton Groundsman

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The Taunton Groundsman is a ceremonial position, currently held by Phil Frost, which is traditionally awarded to whoever can make the flattest, truest, most long-lasting pitch possible. This pitch, combined with an outfield comparable in size to Diz's mam's back garden, renders all county cricket at the Taunton ground utterly pointless. Well, apart from the batting bonus points.

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