TV Chefs

From ARFOPEDIA

TV chefs are, without exception, complete and utter cunts

• Jamie Oliver - fat-tongued, scooter-driving, stupid, Mockney, Sainsbury's-advertising cunt.
• Ainsley Harriott - big, fat, black, camp-as-a-row-of-pink-tents-at-Christmas, Fairy-advertising cunt.
• Antony Worrall-Thompson - tiny, bearded, ugly, Robin-Cook-a-like, twattish cunt.
• Gordon Ramsay - arrogant, sweary, football-playing, hun cunt.
• Delia Smith - old, patronising, drunken, inbred cunt.
• Gary Rhodes - massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, shit-haired cunt.
• Michael Barry - cornish, curmudgeonly, bearded cunt.
• Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall - bespectacled, shit-haired, chicken-fucking, inbred, double-barrelled, posh, tractor-driving condesceding cunt.