Stuart Pearce

From ARFOPEDIA

i am an anti-christ i am an anarchist dont know what i want but i know how to get it i wanna destroy the passer by

cos i wanna be anarchy

[edit] Notable career moments

• missed a penalty in a shootout against West Germany in 1990 world cup

• winner of World's Biggest Thighs 1987 through 1998

• scored a penalty in a shootout against Spain in Euro96, fb celebration :*)

• scored a free-kick in the FA Cup final, FB celebration.

• is regularly spotted on the streets of Nottingham wearing a massive parka, staring at the ground, listening to hardcore punk, not the cissy shit that shepard likes

• became manager of Manchester City during 04/05 season, basically rules at the job. OR DOES HE? No. :*(

• missed a penalty in the last minute of his final career match that would have been his 100th career goal, despite the opposition's goalkeeper Dave Beasant promising not to attempt a save

• broke Gary Neville's ankle just by looking at him

• during Euro '92, Pearce got chinned by Basile Boli then casually unleashed a fb freekick that cracked the bar.

• 8 seconds after kick off in a World Cup 94 qualifier against San Marino, Pearce played a perfect backpass to David Seaman, which the lightning quick Davide Gualtieri got to before the lumbering Yorkshireman and poked home to give the plucky minnows a rare taste of achievement. bless.

• developed the revolutionary 4-4-3 formation

• Brought on David James up front. Can't remember whether James was on the bench or whether a sub keeper came on but basically Pearce had made sure there was an outfield shirt for him so it must have been somewhat planned, James played as target man in the final minutes as City went after an equaliser. Huge guy, wish it had worked. iirc tried a bicycle kick?

• Instructed Fabio Capello to give him a job.