Steved Steve
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Steved Steve is an MSN character who usually appears once a weekend with hilarious consequences.
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[edit] Amusing Texts From Steved Steve
- "Motherfucker, i shit trains, now what? I hope this woke you up, your own fault. Have a nightmare, ass"
- "Dont entrust one with your r number again. Resinstly remember when i bothered you before. Vigors message will self destruct"
- "Haha i still had the number. i hope tip made you awake from slumber. i have you for fm but sub x for twins. say hi that is how i roll. i will destroy those twins. i am but a hulk in la world of fags and people that footw enjoy procration such as yourself send a sic i may forgiVe. i mean sic as in picture"
- "i will ha+ve to be less coy as a non fun aka drunk person. i have the means we gotta make it happen really.i am aware of the welsh but i trust you to ensure they are people the queen and her indomitable watch would be seen with. god bless you sunshine. viva hull and the north of this london town. less but maybe more!? NAH"
- "I ACTUALLY WISH CAPS you would reply more merewodoux frequently to make me feel like less of a fuck ass jerk. jerk for fuck sake. absolute jerk. interne+t in real life eh? X hat is the world coming to? fuck this will be hard to live down. i will ring the original internet mate soon. oh man, i will kill some german girl in a minute. good luck."
[edit] Steved Steve on MSN
- just been on a right fucking bender. walked home 3 miles togh so i have soered up somehart
- my xbox is destroyed bny the way. it didnt work when i tifhetn up the bots and shit so i kicked it down the garden. i am just goin to have to buy a new one. sorry for making you buy a game i wull never play aginst you dan
- i tell you what, i bought a kebab on the way home and just as soon as i got near my house i just chucked it away. kind of regretting is nothign now
- [01:02:28] Steve: good results for the newscalstle today (H)
[01:02:31] ? Kevin Ball: ::D
[01:02:37] ? Kevin Ball: snow xyeah
[01:02:41] Andrew: haha
[01:03:00] ? Kevin Ball: :@:@:@
[01:03:07] Steve: although i was with actual phyical fiscal mates, i thought of dan when this turn ogf ebents came to fruitions
[01:03:18] ? Kevin Ball: ::D
[01:03:34] ? Kevin Ball: i was choking at several points
[01:03:38] Steve: that makes such little sense, i just read it. sorry
- [01:05:12] Steve: what are you watchign
[01:05:15] ? Kevin Ball: c4
[01:05:19] ? Kevin Ball: history of channel 4
[01:05:21] Steve: and can i acces it
[01:05:33] Ryan: seems c4 aren't proud of mark thomas
[01:05:36] Steve: whre is my channel changing devie
[01:06:15] Steve: have a mystery abundance of choclate biscuits in my room though
[01:06:29] ? Kevin Ball: mccririck xmid
[01:06:29] Steven: ::D
[01:06:52] ? Kevin Ball: clary xmid
[01:06:54] Steve: vienesse sandwiches
- [01:08:04] Andrew: old school ads steve (H)
[01:08:15] Steve: drinks :/
[01:08:47] Steve: diz woudld love this
[01:08:55] Steven: alright steve
[01:09:06] Steve: oi bozz
[01:09:16] Steven: you ok?
[01:09:42] Steve: yeah, not going to ring you though
[01:09:57] Steven: probably for the best
[01:10:08] Steve: not leat beacuse i banished your number
[01:10:14] Steven: xnod
[01:10:33] Steven: i drove nurburgring on forza today, so much fucking fun
[01:10:35] Steve: marmite is SHIT
[01:10:38] ? Kevin Ball: ::D
[01:10:40] ? Kevin Ball: true
[01:10:53] Steve: xbox :(
[01:11:01] Steven: :( when you getting a new one?
[01:11:22] Steve: i could buy another tomrrow but i cant paly my games. got yo level 50 on foraxa, had nearly complete the carrer and shit
[01:11:43] Steven: i'm doing the time trials atm
[01:11:45] Steve: that was a major investment of my time and the hardware betraued me
[01:11:50] ? Kevin Ball: :D
[01:11:55] Steven: you've got no games that aren't copied?
[01:12:01] ' birgen: told you not to game so much
[01:12:16] Steve: nah i flogged them all on the ebay
[01:12:26] Steven: :( how long does it take to get one chipped?
[01:12:37] Steve: i thought itwas wose at the time, but boy do i have eff on my face now
[01:12:43] ? Kevin Ball: :D
[01:12:58] Steven: :D
[01:13:53] Steve: not getting another one until i am assured it wont happen again
[01:13:55] ? Kevin Ball: look at these fuckwits
[01:14:10] Steven: haven't they released the new heatsinks?
[01:14:23] Steve: tbf i has stunted my progress recently because i have been captiveated by the games and stuff
[01:14:47] Steve: so i will leave it until januray the 12th
[01:14:51] Ryan: jon xwise
[01:14:56] ? Kevin Ball: haha
[01:15:02] ? Kevin Ball: yeah snow wise again
[01:15:18] Andrew: hahaha
[01:15:28] vacoloco@hotmail.com was added to the conversation.
[01:15:33] Steven: anyone got the boxing on?
[01:15:42] Steve: snow ruined it all with that cancer badge bullshit unorutuanely
[01:15:42] Rb. - out has been added to the conversation.
[01:15:44] Andrew: has it started?
[01:15:55] Steve: what boxing?
[01:16:09] ' birgen: some fag second rate boxing
[01:16:21] Andrew: calzaghe-kessler?
[01:16:28] Ryan: can't be that good if it isn't on sky
[01:16:29] Steve: not hat ton versus that claytron fairweather guy
[01:16:33] Andrew: nah
[01:16:36] Andrew: thats next month
[01:17:06] Steve: hatton just cannot handle banter. it's amazingly embarassing
[01:17:13] Steven: :D:D:D:D
[01:17:20] Steven: claytron fairweather, choking at that
[01:17:41] Steve: i just want an unbelievable arraogant englishman to back, but they all seem to be fagst
[01:17:59] Ryan: need another hamed
[01:18:00] Steven: junior witter is your man
[01:18:43] Steve: not even talkig about boxing or anything. just anyone i can back in this world og spin
- [01:20:26] Steve: i have been to morocco. its just the land of cruetly zoos and stray cats and fake sunglasses
- [01:21:45] ' birgen: 72-61
[01:21:53] Steve: what sport
[01:22:01] Steve: that is to biegen
[01:22:08] ' birgen: NBA
[01:22:26] Steve: not relevant to my interests
- [01:35:10] Steve: i am drunk but only moderatly suc
[01:35:11] Steve: h
- Steve says:
i have a plate fuyklk of butter and non seaondal grettings to you too daniel howfon
Steve says: my aprent s walked past whjikle i was vomiting to go to chiristmas mass and i was calling them fucking fakes, they do it every year
Steve says: vomiting down the lalley
Steve says: but now i have free reign to bet the buffet
- Steve says:
i was going to fo to a club but i honesly thought i would be a premiem danger in this kind of mood, also by keyboard is covered in butter now as i am trying to butter rthese crackers. a fine selction they are
[edit] Amusing Audio From Steved Steve
- "Michael Doveton?"
- "Yeah."
- "Do you know him?"
- "Yeah - of course I know him!"
- "He's a member of a forum we're a member of."
- "LOUDER?!"
- "What goes on on tour, stays on tour. And this is an online tour"
- "Hyper text protocol..."
- "So tell me what you think of your good mate Steve Hales..."
- "I'm not a cockney...I'm from South East Kent"
[edit] Steved Steve in other cultures
All round the world people know and experience Drunk Steve, his weekly appearance to the Inuits, for example, is of a Wednesday morning. The people there bring him seal skin and the blood of their eldest as a sacrifice, while in America, children leave out ale and cheese sandwiches for him. Due to the different cultures and places Drunk Steve is tied to, he is known by lots of different names. These include:
- Steved Steve (now his official title)
- S Squared
- The Ghost of Christmas Future
- Jim Beam
- The Spirit of Best
- Microsoft Spell Checker
- Hammered Hales
- The Midnight Calamity
- Olly but good
