Steve Bruce

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Steve Bruce is the whinging fucktard manager of Wigan Athletic A.F.C. in a marriage made in heaven with Dave fucking Whelan, that's for sure. He used to be fb, that's for sure.

[edit] How to give a post-match interview in the style of this wretched, whinging, hard-done-to Geordie cunt in ten easy steps

1. Take your best Geordie accent but speak really slowly and precisely so you don't sound so Geordie.
2. Look slightly down and utterly shattered at the outset of the interview.
3. Put a slightly cheeky, slightly wry smile on your face.
4. Identify refereeing decision that has gone against you at some point in the game, no matter how minor.
5. Choose one of the following phrases:
   1. "Well, I promised not to come into the Premiership and complain, that's for sure, but..."
   2. "I hate to complain about referees, that's for sure, but..."
   3. "Well, they say, that's for sure, things even themselves out over a season, that's for sure, so we must have a few good decisions, that's for sure, coming our way in the next few weeks, that's for sure, and..."
6. Ignore your interviewer's first question. You have your own whinge to attend to first.
7. Take your chosen phrase from (5), and subsequently outline the details of the incorrect refereeing decision you identified in (4).
8. Compliment the opposition to give yourself an air of class.
9. Take a wider issue in the game that most people agree with - such as high ticket prices - and complain about it from the point of view of the "man in the street". Use this phrase.
10. Liberally chat shit in reply to your interviewer's subsequent questions, saying "that's for sure" as often as possible.
11. Please note, if at any time you are offered the job at your "dream club" i.e. Newcastle, talk yourself up about it for weeks beforehand but then turn it down after using it as leverage to gain a payrise, you fat, untalented, huge chinned, fake geordie CUNT

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