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Steven Gerrard is one of English football's greatest ever players. Since first pulling on the Liverpool shirt, he has amassed an amazing 254 consecutive man of the match awards.

Through his exploits for Liverpool he has single-handedly won the World Cup for England on at least twelve occasions.

Was awarded an MBE as a stop-gap while the Queen invents a new super award in his honour.

[edit] Trivia

  • Gerrard has famously never failed to score with a long-range shot.
  • Gerrard has famously never committed a foul.
  • Gerrard has famously never dived to win a penalty or free kick, meaning that he is famously not a hypocrite for criticising other Premiership divers.
  • Gerrard has famously never murdered any fellow Scousers, put out his cigar in a fan's eye, pissed on or robbed from the dead, or assaulted any policemen.
  • Gerrard has famously never considered joining Chelsea or demanded over 100,000 otqp per week to stay at the club he loves.
  • Gerrard has famously won the European Cup single-handedly by scoring a hattrick in the final before going in goal for the penalty shoot-out and saving 5 penalties.
  • Gerrad has famously never failed to be nominated for the PFA player of the year award despite how averagely he may or may not have played or how awesomely other unnominated players may or may not have played
  • Liverpool fans successfully lobbied UEFA for their team to be awarded four more European Cups on the strength of Gerrard's feats.
  • Gerrard is famously responsible for single-handedly creating THAT ATMOSPHERE at ANFIELD, which is the greatest in the world and incapable of being replicated. ITV citation needed.
  • Gerrard has famously shagged his way across Merseyside owing to his boyish good looks and ability to pay-off any potential suitor.
  • Gerrard is best mates with fictional comic hero Roy Race but is a much better footballer than him and single handedly wins games more than Roy ever did
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