Spend-Goran Eriksson
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Sven-Goran Eriksson is the ex-manager of the English national football team. Eriksson left the job after three very poor performances in recent tournaments. His record of reaching three quarter finals is quite clearly unacceptable and pales in comparison to the records of Graham Taylor and Kevin Keegan. Most pressure was heaped on his shoulders by qualifying as group B winners with a game to spare, the first time this had happened in living memory. Eriksson likes to shag around and looks like Mr Burns. Renowned cunt James Lawton has the memory of a total spastic and thinks that we were better off under Keegan, Hoddle and Taylor, and has even suggested that proven loser Terry Venables should be appointed as England manager for the 2006 World Cup which we haven't even qualified for with a game in hand thanks to Eriksson's obvious incompetence.
Eriksson is the most arrogant man in football.
In June 2006 Sven pompously dismissed Sir Alex Ferguson with a shrug of the shoulders. After deciding he enjoyed this so much, he repeated the trick in August 2007 and February 2008.
[edit] World Cup 2006
GAME 1: ENGLAND 1 PARAGUAY 0
Just as Sven's critics had predicted, England capitulated to the onslaught of the Paraguayan attack by comfortably beating them 1-0 in the opening game of the 2006 World Cup. Many have commented that Sven is surely living on borrowed time and that it might be best for him to make way for Steve McClaren if we are to have any chance of qualifying for the knockout stages. Indeed with a record of only seven wins in his last seven games, some think it is already too late.
GAME 2: ENGLAND 2 TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO 0
Further shame was heaped on England's shoulders as they qualified for the knockout stages with a game to spare.
GAME 3: ENGLAND 2 SWEDEN 2
England scraped the barrel in this match as they came within seconds of beating Sweden for the first time in over 40 years, securing the group win in the process.
GAME 4: ENGLAND 1 ECUADOR 0
A casual dismissal of the third best team in south america.
GAME 5: ENGLAND 0 PORTUGAL 0 (a.e.t. Portugal won 3-1 on penalties)
Ronaldo so pathetic.
[edit] Post England
Sven is so arrogant he decided to keep getting paid by the FA for over a year, an arrangement believed to have been arranged with the purpose of annoying Jeff Powell and Liam Harper as much as possible.
Looks like everyone was right, thank God he's gone.
Is currently in charge of Manchester City despite having never done anything in club management before. Apart from win a few trophies in Sweden, Portugal and Italy.
On December 2 2007 Sven took the opportunity to dismiss England once again with the assistance of Gianfranco Zola, Ian Rush, and Ally McCoist. Shearer didn't score omgwtf?
[edit] SO FUCKING ARROGANT
Decided to spend the 19th August 2007 dismissing Sir Alex Ferguson by putting 14 men behind the ball (Dunne and Richards counting double). Wonder if Ferguson will remember Giovanni now? ul you red-nosed cunt :mid:
Then did it again it on the 10th February 2008 to spoil the 9.5 year anniversary of when the obviously dog poor Cantona scrounged a paltry £90,555.01 from the last Munich rememberence night, non-cynically also billed as his farewell game (he also claimed a modest £15,869,94 in expenses to pay the bill for his family and friends to doss at the 5 star khazi Mottram Hall Hotel), this sum was dwarfed by the £47,283.89 paid to each Munich victim's dependent.
