Snucker
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Snucker is a popular indoor sport basically dominated by the English since time began, except for a few years in the 90s when some spotty Jock nonce was pretty good at it.
[edit] AIM OF THE GAME
- To pot the reds then screw back for the yellow green brown blue pink and black.
[edit] I'M FAMED FOR MY AIM
So you'd better believe I'm right
[edit] CULT SNUCKER PLAYERS
[edit] IT'S ONLY A GAME
So put up a real good fight!
[edit] CUNT SNUCKER PLAYERS
[edit] CULT Master of Ceremonies
[edit] HISTORY
I'm gunna be snookerin' you tonight!
[edit] WELL KNOWN COMMENTATORS
[edit] FAMOUS BLACK SNUCKER PLAYERS
[edit] FAMOUS SNUCKER MOMENTS
- Dennis Taylor dismissing Steve Davis after midnight.
- Ronnie O'Sullivan making a 147 in 5 minutes.
- Ronnie O'Sullivan quitting a match against Stephen Hendry because he was bored.
- Michael Holt getting his sums wrong.
- Ding Junhui trying to quit a match against Ronnie O'Sullivan becauase he was being sonned so heavily and of course because Ronnie's fans are such utter cunts.
[edit] KICKS
- Kicks are a phenomenon found in snooker matches where the ball inexplicably jumps upon contact and deviate the ball off line. There are many theories as to why kicks are caused such as static electricity or surface contamination but one leading theory amoung conspiracy lovers is that they are artificially created by the BBC in order to give them something to talk about.
[edit] AN OUTRAGEOUSLY FUCKING HILARIOUS SUCKER-RELATED CATCHPHRASE
- "Oh, and that's a bad miss" :D :D :D
[edit] CULT TOURNAMENTS
- Embassy World Championship
- Benson and Hedges Masters
- Rothmans Grand Prix
- Mercantile Credit Classic
- Lada Classic
- Hofmeister World Doubles
