Sky cricket commentary team

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Michael Atherton - 90s legend who along with Alec Stewart and Darren Gough displayed more bottle than the rest of the shambles of a team put together. now a pretty good commentator.

Nasser Hussain - First good England captain for ages. Was extremely bitter when he first started commentating but has calmed down now and is quite good. always ready with fresh beef with athers.

Ian Botham - Fully qualified Cretin. Insists on being wrong about the majority of things he talks about, and refuses to backtrack even in the face of conclusive evidence.

Michael Holding - Absolute legend in every way and owner of the coolest voice in the world. Was the batsman when the bowler was Willey.

Bob Willis - Grumpy old man. Has been dismissed from test cricket commentary. Simply beefs with EVERYONE now he is a studio pundit.

David Lloyd - Bumble has recovered from his Zimbabwean holocaust to become the funny man of the Sky team. Is always sent to the top of the crane because he shits himself. Is constantly sarcastic about the batting of Michael Atherton and Nasser Hussain.

David Gower - Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mm-hmmm. Yeah. Mmm. Mm-hmmm. Yeah. Simply never gets excited, apart from when Collingwood takes unbelieveable catches at point.

Gilo - :*************************)

[edit] occasional overseas contributers

Michael Slater - a good mate :*) Arrogantly the real father of Adam Gilchrists son.

Ian Smith - famously has never commentated for Sky

Rameez Raja - Wise.

Ian Healey - SO arrogant

Pommie Mbangwa

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