Scrubs

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Basically one of, if not THE BEST, sitcom ever on televisions?

Scrubs is so awesome it even survives having utterly gay moral parts to it and is still funny. Respect due there.

In fact it even makes the utterly gay moral parts funny, and therefore not utterly gay at all. NOT GAY AT ALL you cockney cretin.

Contents 1 Awesome Characters 2 Quotes 3 Reasons idiots give for not liking it 4 Reasons Not To Watch Scrubs

[edit] Awesome Characters

• J.D.

• Janitor

• Dr. Cox

• Christopher "Turk" Turkleton

• Elliot Reid :****)

• Carla Espinoza :/

• Jordan :***)

• Ted Buckland

• Molly Clock :*******)

• Dr. Bob Kelso

• THE Todd

• Tasty Coma Wife

• Sister Laverne

• Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient

• Number One

• Hooch

[edit] Quotes

J.D.: What are you doing?

Janitor: I'm fixing the door.

J.D.: Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.

Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there?

J.D.: No, I was just trying to make conversation.

Janitor: If I find a penny in there... I'm taking you down.

We-he-he-HELL I think I might have to just go right ahead and agree with you there newbie, there.

Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, you know -- summer's gone, the days are shorter; it just makes me feel so...what's the word....

J.D.: Sad?

Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad." I was gonna say, It makes me feel so "mop."

Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! Oh, and Hugh Jackman.

J.D.: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!

I TRY TO DISCOVER, A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE ME SWEETER, OH BABY REFRAIN, FROM BREAKING MY HEART, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, I'LL BE FOR EVER TRUE, THAT YOU GIVE ME NO, THAT YOU GIVE ME NO, THAT YOU GIVE ME NO,THAT YOU GIVE ME NO SOOOOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOUL

CE: Bambi, are you giving me attitude?

JD: What if I am?

CE: Sweetie, you have to be a minority sidekick in a bad movie to pull that off. You know what I'm talking about right?

SL: Oh child, please! [HIGH FIVE] You speak the truth!

CE: Can you explain it to this man please? First you do the hand, then you do the finger, then you talk through the nose, and then you give a lot of attitude, that's how it works. You not from there, you don't understand so I'm not even going to acks you...

JD: OK i'm gonna leave now.

CE: WHAT!? OH! NO, NO YOU DIT'NT! WHERE YOU GOIN? WHERE YOU GOIN!?!

[edit] Reasons idiots give for not liking it

Steven says: i have watched several, started fancying men 5 minutes into one of them so turned it off quickly

Note to readers: "Steven" watches and enjoys "Nip/Tuck"

[edit] Reasons Not To Watch Scrubs

• You are bozz, henceforth an utter ginnet when it comes to TV matters.

• It's unfunny, MADCAP, gay shit.