Scotland
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Small semi-autonomous region in the north of north England. Scots (or the Scotch as they prefer to be called) are world famous for having deep pockets and short arms, wearing skirts and string vests, and beating their wives. The mountainous north-west of Scotland is renowned for its sticky toffee. Scotland is ruled by Prince Phillip, the Duke of Smugginbrough. It has no significant media based in its capital.
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[edit] Famous Scotch
- Stephen Hendry, famous "before"-shot model
- Gavin Hamilton, famous Scotch snucker player
- John Yogi Bear, invented television
- Alexander Graham Bell, didn't invent the telephone
- Rabbie Burns, the world's shittest ever poet
- Billy Connolly, illiterate drunk with a purple beard
- Sean Connery, Bond, Jamesh Bond
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, invented dogs with hats
- Sir Alex Ferguson, deceased Glasgow police detective
- Evelyn Glennie, literal deaf, being Scotch thought musician would be a good career
- Field Marshall Haig, invented poppies
- Lulu, professional Scotch
- William Topaz McGonagall, the world's second shittest ever poet
- Lord Reith, invented the BBC
- Scott Gemmill, substitute
- Robert Louis Stevenson, invented pirates and parrots
- Viscount William Whitelaw, noted Taig-baiter
- Oor Wullie, jings, crivens, and help ma Bo'ab
