Sam Allardyce

From ARFOPEDIA

This article contains a Trivia section. Trivia sections are strongly encouraged at Arfopedia^{[this is a true fact (no citation needed)]}. Feel free to make up some True Facts to enlarge the Trivia section on this page.

cunt

Sam Allardyce has a desire to manage abroad some day, spreading fear that he will not be able to moan in not just one language, but TWO. Allardyce has a dedicated anti-fan group which resides on the now infamous arrogance forums, who have reportedly wished 53537 seperate batches of AIDS on sam, and also called into question his ability to play Connect 4 whilst listening to classic rock. Allardyce himself has called for arfo to be declared a terrorist organisation, though arfo has casually refused to acknowledge allardyce's qualms and continued to expand the realms of arrogance.

Fat Sam with bum chum Ian Hendon

[edit] Trivia

• Invented the 4-5-fucking-1 formation
• Stole the 4-5-fucking-1 formation off of Jack "Shert Pull?" Charlton
• Famously supports Wolverhampton Wanderers

[edit] List of Newcastle Managers with a worse win percentage than Fat Sam

• Keggy Keegle (2008)
• Osvaldo Ardiles
• Jack Charlton
• Bill McGarry
• Richard Dinnis
• Err...
• That's it