Roy Keane

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Footballing HARD MAN and all round judo champion, Royston "Roy" Keane is a football player who no longer plays for Manchester Redcoat Foxes FC, based in Seattle. After playing for the famous Glasgow Celtic Football Club, Mad Mick permitted him to become Sunderland AFC manager.

Geniunely believes his own massive ego is more important than his country's chances of progressing in the world cup, which in fairness is true enough.

simply only one keano too, rip you lovable irish cunt :*(

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• Has 2 dogs, named Randy Cleft and Sultan.
• Was famously a victim of Mad Mick, who left his credibility in tatters his career on a downward spiral. Only when Mad Mick graciously permitted him to take over as Sunderland AFC manager did his reputation recover.
• His favourite food is ravioli which he eats cold out of the tin
• Is a vehement supporter of the Irish Peace Process.
• As a small child young Royston wanted nothing more than to be a potato farmer in county Cork.
• He supplements his earnings by selling wristbands on Ebay
• His favourite football player, poet and politican is Damien Johnson
• Can occasionally be quite P-R-O-F-O-U-N-D
• is practically best mates with Mad Mick now