Ron Gutter
From ARFOPEDIA
Ronald Q. Gutter is an internets legend, and is widely-regarded as the most arrogants man in the world.
On 15th October 2005 he is believed to have officially declared beef with Steve.
Has a long-time rivalry with snooker pro and former friend Ronnie O'Sullivan, O'Sullivan even stealing his nickname from his childhood hero. Relations have since soured due to Gutter framing O'Sullivan's dad for a murder he committed himself. When asked by a undercover reporter recently why he did this, Gutter replied venemously, "Well did you expect me to go jail you fucking tune? Smfh." The undercover reporters remains have never been found, though Gutter has been known to use his shin as a pool cue when the brandy is flowing.
Ron Facts!
Ron once played all eleven positions for Aston Villa in their 1693 Champions Leagueth victory
Ron once killed a man with his bare feet by kicking his head CLEAN OFF
Ron doesn't have a heart, he had it replaced when he was 10 with a grenade
Ron can smell particles
Ron is the only man to have been on the moon and left a steaming log on it's surface
Ron is 5% machine
Ron doesn't eat food, the food hides inside Ron for protection from the Mafia
Ron is so precise, he beats people to within a milliinch of their life
Ron's bones are made of graphite
Ron once played basketball with Michael Jordan and won 121-3, with Mike's only points coming when Ron took a nap
Ron once punched a man so hard, his brain evaporated
Ron doesn't age
Ron has a season ticket for sex
Ron can chew faster than a bullet can fly
Ron is known to have fathered 34,871 children and a bottle of Hennessy
Known enemies
- Ronnie O'Sullivan
- Sir Robert "Bobby" Charlton
