Ricky Ponting

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Captain of the team which whitewashed a sorry England in the 2006 ashes, in which he starred and made the below sub-category look somewhat retarded.

Is still a shit captain. And the below sub-category still applies completely. This has nothing to do with how shit England might or might not be, or how bitter some Irish might or might not be.

Cannot state enough what a massive cunt this guy is.

[edit] Australians who would make a better captain than him

• Shane Warne
• Craig White
• Rolf Harris
• Mark Bosnich
• Skippy
• Dr Karl Kennedy
• Jared "Toadfish" Rebecki
• A lazy drunken abo
• Carl Hooper
• Mick Dundee
• Jason Gillespie
• Kylie Minogue
• Cathy Freeman
• Martin McCague
• Steve Irwin
• Bouncer
• Shannon out of Home and Away
• Gearóid Ó'Fiaich
• Clive James
• Len "...nil" Martin

[edit] Things and people what look like Punter

• Ian Hislop
• Alfred E. Neuman
• George W. Bush
• Paul Collingwood's wife's fanny