Richard Keys

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Disgusting presenter of Sky's football coverage, is best mates with Andy Gray and apparently has no problem with spending day after day in the company of Jamie Redknapp. Rather inexplicably, jokes at his expense have generally focussed on his excessively hairy hands rather than on what a massive, massive cunt he is. Is a good Coventry supporting mate though.

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• "ah Alan Ball... [wistful sigh]... such a sad loss to the game. [suddenly upbeat in voice] But he'd LOVE the day of football we're bringing you today: here's your match commentators, Andy Gray and Martin Tyler."

• "Why shouldn't managers be allowed to criticise referees, we live in a democracy don't we?"

• "i'm SURE we've not heard the last of those missing seconds... i'm sure we've not heard the last of whether milan should have been in the trophy at all"

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• World's Most Sickeningly Sycophantic Prick 1992-present day

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