Ray Mears

From ARFOPEDIA

Ray Mears is a master in survival techniques, and can survive in the wilderness indefinitely until it is time for Shaw's Shares. He is also a football pundit and king who has had the privilege of conversing with published poet Olly on national radio.

Contents 1 Indigenous Peoples that Ray has patronised at length 2 Absolutely Horrific Food that Ray Reckons is "delicious" 3 Wise Moments Involving Ray 4 Deadly Rivals of Ray

[edit] Indigenous Peoples that Ray has patronised at length

• Kalahari Bushmen
• Alaskan Inuits
• Siberian Yakuts
• Northern Australian Aborigines

[edit] Absolutely Horrific Food that Ray Reckons is "delicious"

• blossom-bud and tree-leaf salad
• whisky-soaked soda bread
• witchetty grubs
• the abdomens of ants
• bamboo
• tree roots
• razorfish and limpets

[edit] Wise Moments Involving Ray

• Entering a tribal wrestling competition, wrestling like a fucking bear and beating everyone.
• The creation of fire using only water and arrogance.
• 2 Good 2 Bad

[edit] Deadly Rivals of Ray

• Bear Grylls
• Litterers