Raptor Phuĉkov

From ARFOPEDIA

Star striker of the 'golden generation' Spartak Varna team, nicknamed the invarnabules because of their stunning unbeaten run across an entire decade. Scoring 6,437 goals in 1,584 appearences, despite a spending many a season as a defencive mid fielder, Raptor was the undoubted talisman behind the greatest team ever since Arsenals all conquering side of '04.

Harshly shunned by Wiki because his exploits were simply too good to be kept on record for fear of shameing the rest of world football, Phuckov remained unconcerned. "Couldn't give a bollocks mate to be fair" he remarked during an interview on the sidelines during a title decideing match which he briefly brought to a halt to head in his fourth of the half to secure Varna a remarkable 336.5 Bulgarian league titles*

Currently 57 years old, Phuckov has no plans to retire at all, much to the annoyance of fierce rivals of Spartak, CSKA, the cunts. Still a hero to the notorious Spartak hooligan group, Ultras Varna, why would he? There's many a goal left in Raptor Phuckov yet.

Raptor's unusual surname has produced many heated debates between eastern european language scholars.

*not including the 12 that they shared with the Kuwait National Team