Pro Evolution Soccer 6
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Pro Evolution Soccer 6, more commonly known as PES6 or Claude, is a football simulation for the PS2, Xbox 360 and PC.
Good mates who have PES6
Wises who only have PES6 for the Xbox 360 but in all fairness would get sonned by any PC gamers
Mates who have it for the PS2
- Maj
Other people who have PES6
Good mates who have bought PES6 twice
People who try to stir shit and get involved when other people are having a casual chat about their PES6 games
People who are sick of the sight of PES6
Good players in PES6
- Arjen Robben - Speciality: Cut, fake, dummy, dummy, dummy, cut, cut, SCORE!
- Cristiano Ronaldo - Speciality: Arrogance and diving
- Ruud van Nistelrooy - Speciality: Goal hanging (H)
- Titus Bramble - Speciality: Sawdust, yelling, crime
- Fabio Cannavaro - Speciality: Being an utter ROCK at the back for Italy
Holocaust players in PES6
- Andreas Isaksson - Speciality: Diving out of the way of shots
- Most goalkeepers tbf
- Seb Frey
- Sid Zalayeta
- Dave Trezeguet
- Ji Sung Park - oh open your damn eyes
Things Mates Say In The Heat Of The FUCKING Moment After Conceeding A Goal
- Daz - "oh fuck OFF"
Cult moments in PES6
- The one where Daz passed the ball back to Nick, who was controlling the keeper, and Nick inexplicably just ignored the ball and Raul stole it and scored.
- when Birgen hacks down people for NO REASON WHY BIRGS WHY
- when Steve runs around the entire pitch, and ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS shoots wide
- when someone said "Goal!" during a replay of a shot that went for a throw-in
- when Birgen just gave up in our 2v2 game when we were only 3-2 down YOU FOOL
- when you knock it wide to some player, but they decide to run like a clueless sluggabeast and let it roll out, and nobody is EVER quick enough in using SUPA CANCEL to move the player in time
- when someone takes a freekick and misses 99% of the time
- when you do a GREAT tackle that COMPLETELY CHANGES THE DIRECTION OF THE BALL, yet because it was from slightly behind, you get a god damn red card
- every missed open goal
- "clinical"
- when someone disconnects for some reason and you blame mark, even when he's not playing
- when you load the game up for the first time that week and you RAGE as you haven't been promoted to division 3A AGAIN
- Bruce fuming after Birgen once again beat him on the counter
- whenever Diz somehow gets Paul Telfer to play football for a bit
- when Shaun Wright-Phillips (5 ft 5 in) beat Rio Ferdinand (6 ft 2 in) in the air and scored with a great header
- the one occasion where Diz and Nick had an enormous lead and thus Diz decided to put Edwin van der Sar in midfield. Bruce then went off on one.
- THAT save from Toldo near the end at 2-2 between Nick and Wicks
- when Nick finally got promoted from 3b after months and months of trying and just skipped 3a and went up to division 2 instead
- THAT save from Cech in the Daz vs Bruce game. Basically point blank range from a header, one hand, inexplicably good. Gordon Banks shit his pants when we showed him the replay.
- Nick and Wicks being 1-1 at half time, despite Wicks not having had a shot on target. wp Buffon.
- Birgen beating Steve in the Arfo PES6 tournament by being childish and exploiting the games lack of punishment for making constant life threatening challenges. Can see the arrogance now though
Cult scores in PES6
- Daz/Leroi 10 - Wicks/Birgs 2
- Leroi 7 - Daz 2 (twice. Fucking great finishing tbf, could teach Steve a lesson)
- Nick/Diz 5 - Daz 6 (ridiculous game, lead changed hands about 10 times)
- Dan 5 (6 shots on target) - Steve 0 (15 shots on target)
- Daz 8 - Mark 6 (AET) (what a motherfucking epic)
- Nick 2-0 Mark, Nick 1-0 Mark, Nick 1-0 Mark, with Nick having about 6 or 7 shots on target in all of those.
- Steve 11-1 Daz, just mental, was 1-1 at one point. Mental I say
