Peter Ndlovu
From ARFOPEDIA
- Smugly scored a hat-trick in front of the Kop when Coventry City were still cult.
- Third most famous Zimbabwean after Bruce Grobbelaar and Eddo Brandes.
- Provided Ray Stubbs with a rare moment of not being a cunt.
- has a surname that is pronounced "undlurrrrrrrrrve"
- which can be sung to Dude Love's theme
