Pat Suffo

From ARFOPEDIA

Otherwise known as 'The Magician', Patrick Suffo is an exceptionally wise footballer who excels in arrogance.

Suffo's career reached its pinnacle between the years 2000 and 2005, when he satisfactorily completed his FIFA Pro 'A' License Award in arrogance by sonning West Bromwich Albion during the Battle of Bramall Lane.

Having attained the sufficient paperwork, Suffo spent several happy years playing for Coventry City, where he would mainly chill on the bench and come on whenever he felt like practising his ball-juggling. He later left the club when he decided that committing GBH on traffic wardens was a more worthy use of his skills.