Pascal Chimbonda

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Cheeky French right back currently playing for Sunderland. Was arrested by the Queen's constabulary for being an allegedly corrupt spastic.

Contents 1 Notable Arrogance 2 Amusing Alternative Names for Pascal Chimbonda 3 The correct pronunciation of Chimbonda according to senile mate Pleat 4 Worse Names than 'Jim Bonda'

[edit] Notable Arrogance

• While at Wigan, he played the last game of the 2005-2006 season with a transfer request tucked in his shorts. Promptly handed the request to fat Scouser Paul Jewell after the final whistle, didn't even get to the dressing room.
  • "Nobody is perfect... everybody does an... error in their life. This was my first... error."

• The above was rewarded with a place in the France World Cup squad, his first ever international call-up.

• In January 2007 bitch-slapped Nicky Butt for no reason other than THAT HE COULD and got away with a yellow card even though he carried the fight on down the tunnel.

• In January 2008 laughed openly in the face of manager Juande Ramos when asked to play at centre-back.

• Took a six month holiday in Sunderland for a) a laugh and b) some dolla.

[edit] Amusing Alternative Names for Pascal Chimbonda

• Jim Bonda

[edit] The correct pronunciation of Chimbonda according to senile mate Pleat

• Shibomba

[edit] Worse Names than 'Jim Bonda'

'The Rascal'

'Big Pascal Chimbonda'

'Jammie Dodgebonda'

'Chim-Chimminy Chimbonda'

'Gavin McAnsteven'

'Swell'

'Chels'

'Dooty Damomd'