Oxford
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University city renowned for its academia and general cuntishness.
[edit] Things to do in Oxford
- Go punting on the Cherwell
- Play croquet
- Matriculate
- Visit the Bursary to sign the Fresher's Book
- Wear your cloak and mortarboard
- Wear your cloak and mortarboard to dinner
- Wear an absurdly long scarf
- Ride a ladies' bicycle with a basket on the front
- Row
- Solve a weekly murder mystery
- Shout "LEWIS!"
- Eat at formal hall
- Drink Pimms on the college quad
- 'Penny' someone's drink
- Buy the local football club, before defrauding people through a pension scheme and finally falling off a boat
- Buy the local football club, before legally defrauding people through selling the ground and sadly not falling off a boat
- Sit in traffic
- Jump off the Magdalen Bridge LOL
- Visit a bookstore
- Ride a ladies' bicycle with a basket on the front while wearing an absurdly long scarf
- VISIT THE BURSARY TO SIGN THE FRESHER'S BOOK (this is COMPULSORY)
- Be a twat
[edit] Famous residents of Oxford
- Oscar Wilde
- Pat Smith
- Garry Parker
- Thom Yorke
- Inspector Morse
- LEWIS!!!
- C.S. Lewis
- Supergrass
- Hermione from off of Harry Potter
- 'Tiger' Tim Henman
- Fernando Alonso
- Sky Blue Tom
- Theis
- Charlie Hodge
