Nwankwo Kanu

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Nwankwo Kanu has a ridiculous first name which football commentators refuse to say. Kanu was born in 1843 in northern Brixton and is most famous for scoring one of the most arrogant hattricks ever against Chelsea in October 1999. Also once smugly ignored that really lame unofficial rule about not chasing up throw-ins that are taken after someone else kicked the ball out for an injury, and played a smug pass to Marc Overmars who slotted it home before blaming the new African signing for the gaff, making Steve Bruce really quite angry, which I have to say was pretty funny.