Ulster
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Province of the United Kingdom consisting of 6 counties. Located in the North of the island of Ireland Ulster is seperated from the rest of the Irish isle until the remaining 26 counties rejoin the United Kingdom which is expected to occur in the near future.
Ulster is inhabited by roughly 800,000 citizens as well as 700,000 foreigners who exist as lowly labourers to serve the citizens of Ulster. The citizens refer to themselves as Protestants whilst the foreign labourers are stuck with the unflattering name Catholics. Ulster is defended by an array of armed forces consisting of the glorious British Army and attached units such as the Ulster Volunteer Force and the Ulster Defence Association. These forces recently managed to destroy the IRA, a gang of thugs that appealed to the lowly instincts of the foreign labourers. A great victory for the people of Ulster and the UK overall. This is a wonderful example of majority democracy in action.
The people of Ulster love peace, their Queen and the country. They also enjoy the games of football and "taig baiting". Taig baiting is played primarily in the summer months and is meant for the whole family whereas football is mostly a male-only affair.
Ulster's most popular football clubs are located in the capital of Ulster: Belfast. Linfield and Glentoran engage in a friendly rivalry here as their fans cheer for their favourite club. Almost all people of Ulster also support the Scottish club Rangers FC based in Glasgow.
The symbols of Ulster are the Red Hand and the Union Jack. Ulster residents also love all things Orange.
Visitors should not worry for their safety in Ulster, most parts are tremendously safe however nobody should enter the run-down areas inhabited by the foreign labourers especially not after dark. These labourers lack all class and are quite the feral beasts. Caution is appropriate!
Some savage foreign labourers preparing another atrocity
And remember - it's LONDONDERRY. If you find anyone referring to the city of Londonderry as "Derry" you are obliged by law to incapacitate the fenian scum using any appropriate force and to notify a nearby police officer.
