Newcastle United
From ARFOPEDIA
Formed in 1918 by Big Geordie to celebrate him getting his brown wings, Newcastle United are a northern based farce that have been causing mirth to all football fans in the country for the last 90 years.
- Most loyal football fans of all time ever.
- Madcap
- Awwwww man.
- Big Geordie
- Shola Ameobi
- Current holders of the Intertoto Cup, the most prestigious trophy in Europe.

