Mad Mick

From ARFOPEDIA

Mick orchestrating a bunch of cunts

Mick congratulates himself on a job well done

Mick celebrates another win by attempting to start up an invisible lawnmower

Mick displays more wise

A football manager, part-time builder and classically-trained conductor, Mick McCarthy is fucking brilliant. By the age of 2 it was clear that mad mick had a penchant for football management, although few could have predicted that he would become such a fucking legend.

Famous for managing ireland, being Irish despite being English, absolutely SONNING Roy Keane (before graciously forgiving him for being such a cunt, instructing him to be a nice bloke and allowing him to be best mates with him) and having a voice which at full throttle can be heard throughout the world apart with the exception of small parts of Rwanda.

[edit] Mick's dismissal of Millwall

Mick first hit the headlines when managing sleeping giants Millwall FC, and managing to make it to the play off semi finals, with a stable side and 4-4-2 formation. upon making this stage he made the natural decision to change system and personnel, leading to moral HAMMERING at the hands of Derby, before famously declaring Derby had made a 'mistake' in winning the first leg 4-1 as they 'now thought they'd won the tie' which of course they had.

He then compounded this by dragging his feet over the Republic of dat der Ireland job, while Millwall were top of the league, leading to a monumental fall to relegation on the final day of the season.

[edit] Some cockney idiocy

The only people able to overlook these glaring facts are Micks and Northerners, who are well known as second class citizens anyway.

[edit] Further praise

Celebrity fans of mad mick include Dan Howden, Gearóid Ó'Fiaich, Roy Keane and many others. Haters are few and far between.

Mick was dismissed from his post on 6 March 2006 when Kevin Ball decided he'd like the opportunity to lose every game instead.

On 21 July 2006, Mick decided to award himself the role of Wolves manager.

Initials don't stand for Merlin the Magician. OR DO THEY? (will answer this at 2pm tomorrow) --88.144.34.20 22:23, 10 March 2007 (GMT) Yes they do. --88.144.34.20 13:54, 11 March 2007 (GMT)

[edit] Quotes

• "We have got the drug testers here today. They shouldn't be going to see the players - they should go to the officials' room."

• "Someone asked me during the week if the players are up for it and I nearly chewed their ear off! What a stupid question."

• "But this is the roller coaster that is Wolves and today we were in the front seat of the front carriage and we are screaming up and down."

[edit] Summary

mmifb?

np, god bless you all. even prods.