List of kings
From ARFOPEDIA
- Sports presenting - Jeff Stelling
- Cricket commentary - Geoffrey Boycott
- Light entertainment - Bruce Forsyth
- Football management - Spend-Goran Eriksson
- Animal Kingdom - Bathynomous Giganteus
- Internets - chowdon
- Playing with a straight bat, showing good teckneek - Geoffrey Boycott
- Beating women - Geoffrey Boycott
- Arrogance - Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
- Cameroon - Joey Ndo
- Spain - "Bowling" Ashley "King of Spain" "Wheely Bin" "Plan B" Giles
- Sonning the Irish - King Billy
- Having sex with 15-yr old girls and paying the parents off - Jerry 'The King' Lawler
- Misplaced Nostalgia - King Rollo
- Britain - Sir Jeremy Paxman
- Comedy - Bobby De Niro
- The Republic of Oireland - The Queen
