List of dismissals
From ARFOPEDIA
[edit] IRA vs England, 1922-2005. Group dismissed: IRA
The IRA bomb a few pubs and towns over a period of 83 years, no-one gives a shit. Not even the extreme stoicism of the English public is needed as the IRA retire in humiliation in 2005 as Ian Paisley revokes their licence to protest at the Queen's behest.
[edit] Germany vs England 1914-1918. Group dismissed: Germans
Germany have a crack at arrogance, dismissed.
[edit] Germany vs England 1939-1945. Group dismissed: Germans
Again, Germany pompously try to take over Europe. Churchill raises two fingers of victory, Germans concede. Hitler decorates the walls of his bunker with his brains in shame.
[edit] Spain vs England 1588. Group dismissed: Spanish (and Papists in general)
After learning that The Pope has sanctioned the assassination of Queen Elizabeth the First, The Queen goes back in time and gives Sir Francis Drake permission to invent the potato and begin a long and proud tradition of dismissing Catholicism.
[edit] "Bowling" Ashley "King of Spain" "Wheely Bin" "Plan B" Giles vs West Indies, Lord's 2004. Man dismissed: Brian Charles Lara
Gilo pompously bowls Brian Charles Lara through the gate and takes his 100th test wicket.
[edit] Mick McCarthy vs Royston Keane, Saipan 2002. Man dismissed: Roy Keane
Roy writes some bollocks in a paper, Mick takes exception. Roy tells Mick to stick it up his bollocks for the sake of de team. Mick sends Roy home and leads Ireland to four glorious moral victories and Kevin Kilbane spearheads Ireland's second round defeat. Roy comes out of retirement to be managed by someone much more incompetent than Mick, Roy loses and retires from international football in 2005.
[edit] JordaoWBA vs Mackers, 2002. Man dismissed: Mackers
Well-known retard JordaoWBA responds to yet another Mackers wisecrack with "have a day off". Mackers hacks his right arm off in shame.
[edit] Birgen vs Daz, 2007. Man dismissed: Daz
[19:33:52] ' birgen: daz
[19:34:24] daz: yo
[19:34:31] ' birgen: go smell a carpet !!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:34:38] daz: :-Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[19:34:42] Kevin Ball: jesus
[19:34:48] Steven: good lord
[19:35:17] nick: in all my days on the internet, that is the worst dismissal i have seen
[19:35:32] Buckshot Le : whoa
[edit] Michael Howard vs William Gaillard, 2007. Man dismissed: Michael Howard
Former Conservative leader Michael Howard was at the game and he said: "I didn't think the match should have been held at the stadium.
"It's not a football stadium and is not equipped to cope with that number of people.
"Ticket checks were a joke. Many people with valid tickets were not allowed in.
"That is not acceptable and Uefa really need to look at their procedures and make sure everything is all in order.
"As far as I'm aware no-one was hurt, and that's a mercy, but it's no thanks to the Greek authorities, and I'm afraid there was a large measure of incompetence."
But Gaillard (Uefa spokesman) responded: "It is very easy to say it is not a suitable stadium, coming from the man that invented the poll tax.
[edit] Mark Vs Mark, 2007. Man dismissed: Mark
(to Laura)
mfcmark@hotmail.com zegt: must be bad if even you won't give me a pity fuck
[edit] joni Vs birgen and Zvonimir MacAfridi, 2007. Men dismissed: birgen and Zvon
joni says:
birgen if you going finland i shoot you ass for my air-rifle
...
joni says:
big mac do you eat much big mac burgers?
joni says:
fat mac
joni says:
fat mad fat mac
[edit] Wicks Vs Dangerous Dave, 2007. Man dismissed: Wicks
[19:32:40] Wicks: Esther Hall is a British actress who played Felix Gibson in the BBC crime drama series Waking the Dead and plays the girlfriend of Kris Marshall's character in BT's telephone advertisements. She appears regularly as part of BT's sponsorship of Deal or No Deal and also appeared in the TV series Rome.
what a holocaust career :D
[19:33:25] Dangerous Dave: how's the data inputting going wicks?
[19:33:29] ï»» Kevin Ball: :D:D:D:D:D
[19:33:30] ' birgen: :D
[19:33:35] Mike: ;D;D
[19:33:35] Steven: :D
[19:33:37] Wicks: (wa)
[19:33:40] ' birgen: OWNED
[19:33:49] ï»» Kevin Ball: can't use that wicks, genuine ice burn
[19:33:49] Buckshot Le: ice cold :D
[19:33:52] MFCMark: :D
[19:34:13] daz: DAVE :D
[19:34:24] Gearóid: that was hardcore brutality :D
[19:34:26] Wicks: comes to something when a druggie sons you
[19:34:34] Wicks: off to kill myself
