Jonathan Woodgate

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A professional cripple who occasionally has bouts of playing football. Is attempting to claw his way back toward respectability by using a wacky, out of position squad number.

[edit] Quotes possibly made by Jonathan Woodgate

  • "Do you want some Paki"?
  • "Not guilty your honour".
  • "Ah shit my tendon's gone again".
  • "yes, the balls coming my way, finally a chance to show the Madrid fans what i can do"
  • "yes, i'll marry you gerry"
  • "ask me again when you get your badges you stupid cunt"
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