Jonathan Woodgate
From ARFOPEDIA
A professional cripple who occasionally has bouts of playing football. Is attempting to claw his way back toward respectability by using a wacky, out of position squad number.
[edit] Quotes possibly made by Jonathan Woodgate
- "Do you want some Paki"?
- "Not guilty your honour".
- "Ah shit my tendon's gone again".
- "yes, the balls coming my way, finally a chance to show the Madrid fans what i can do"
- "yes, i'll marry you gerry"
- "ask me again when you get your badges you stupid cunt"
