Johan Cruyff
From ARFOPEDIA
- Best European footballer of all time. Possibly best player.
- Did 'Total football' and the 'Cruyff turn' (named after his son Jordi), before this nobody ever passed or turned in football leading to many drawn matches.
- Never won the World Cup but scored in the final without the opposition having touched the ball before the rest of his team choked.
- Stopped playing because he was too good so became a manager, stopped that because he was too good as well.
- Pronounced "Crurf", probably, by David Pleat
