Jay Tabb
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Jay Tabb is a professional footballer, currently playing for Coventry City because Iain Dowie is a good mate, but is better remembered for his part in sonning Dan and Sunderland with Brentford.
[edit] Facts
- Is the shortest footballer ever. Seriously, looks like a fucking kid running about.
- Knows the London Underground map off by heart.
- Should be playing for Ireland.
- Is one of the few Brentford players in recent times to post on a fan messageboard, and the only one arrogant enough to try and sell his old house on the official website.
