Jason McAteer

From ARFOPEDIA

Works at right back. Can only have a pizza when it is cut into 4 slices. Couldn't manage 8. Taunted Jimmy White with a cry of "One Hundred and Eighty!".

[edit] Famous victims

• DJ
• Pim Fortuyn
• Louis van Gaal
• Ruud Van Nistelrooy
• Vincent van Gogh
• Raymond van Barneveld
• Jimmy FLAPS Hasselbaink
• 2 Unlimited
• Jop
• Winston Bogarde
• Rutger Hauer
• Roy Keane, twice

[edit] Most arrogant dismissal ever

"[Keane] said to us: 'You all go with the flow.' "I thought: 'Here we go again.' He'd been hammering me with one-liners all week. I asked him: 'What goes with the flow?' 'Dead fish,' he said. I thought: 'Wow! P-R-O-F-O-U-N-D! The Messiah has spoken."