Jacques Kallis
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Selfish Sith Efrikan cricketer who hasn't got a dad. One of the world's leading cunts.
[edit] Examples of Kallis being a selfish cunt
- 25th January 2005, Test v. England. With England 2-1 up SA needed a win to salvage the series. To have any hope of doing this they needed to go mental on the fifth day and then Kallis came in. He managed to finish not out at when SA declared, no doubt boosting his average. Unfortunately his selfish batting left SA just 40 overs to bowl England out. Something they failed to do.
- 28th November 2005, ODI v. India. Kallis eventually reaches 91 of 146 deliveries.
- 6th January 2006, Test v. Australia. With SA looking to reach a total of around 200 as quickly as possibly, Kallis managed to finish not out on 50 of a painfully slow 96 deliveries. Managed to run out his much quicker scoring team-mate Herschelle Gibbs in the process.
- 24th March 2007, ODI v. Australia. With SA chasing 377, massive cunt Grim Smith and AB de Villiers got SA of to a flyer. Then Kallis came in, calmed things down and ensured that SA didn't actually stand a chance with a miserly 48 of 63 deliveries.
The fact that whenever he plays someone shit he suddenly remembers that the point of ODI cricket is to score quickly and does his best to cash in to the maximum oppourtunity.
[edit] P.S.
His dad is DEID
