Irish
From ARFOPEDIA
The content of this page is endorsed by The Queen
Known as "The Blacks of Europe (Apart from the European Blacks)" because they can dance but they are stupid and poor, The Irish are nonetheless proud to be a part of Britain and are currently loyal to the Queen.
They are a bunch of thieving, knuckle-dragging, unemployed fenian bastards, who travel around in caravans. Can't even tarmac a fucking driveway properly. Jesus.
[edit] Famous Irishes
- Daniel Day-Lewis, noted overactor
- Colm Meaney, transporter operator and potato vendor
- Liam Neeson, invented Midi-chlorians
- Dermot Morgan, dead priest
- Ed Byrne, teaches Americans about irony
- Bono, sunglasses-wearing, massive-headed, preachy, hypocritical cunt
- Bob Geldof, smug, trampy, preachy, hypocritical cunt
- Shane MacGowan, inexplicably alive and 100% English
- The Man Corr, the man Corr
- Sonia O'Sullivan, world's first white distance runner
- Gary Lightbody, world-renowned cunt
- Sinead O'Connor, slap-head
- Phil Lynott, highwayman
- Seamus Heaney, the world's third shittest ever poet
- James Joyce, pretentious, overrated show-off.
- George Bernard Shaw, not entirely sure tbqph, Pygmalion maybe?
- Oscar Wilde, total bender
- Michael Collings, terrorist
- Gerry "Martin "Wolfie"" Adams, professional darts player and legitimate party politician
- Wolfe Tone, turncoat and traitor
- Eamon De Valera, coward and Nazi collaborator
- Chris Morris, full back and comedian
- Andre Botha, attempted cricketer
- Liam Daish, is fucking brilliant
- Dave "Fit" Finlay, loves to fight
- Ruby Walsh, midget with a girl's name
- Terry Wogan, the king of the radio
- Paul McGrath, God
- me, not him
