Hastings United

From ARFOPEDIA

Hastings United FC are an infamous and legendary football sports union who ply their trade in the Ryman League Division One SOUF.

Their most famous manager was Lord Neville of Southall. He was greeted with open arms by the fans, and promised to eat as many pies from the club bar as possible to help lighten the financial woes. However, the chairman David Walters decided to be a jerkoff, and in a "mutual agreement" (aka Big Nev is too polite to say the chairman is a jerkoff), Neville parted ways with the club.

And that was the first and last thing ever to happen to Hastings United FC, the end.

Except now they're actually quite good again, and pushing for promotion. Currently 2nd :o

COME ONE YOU U'S!

Forget it, blew automatic promotion. COME ONE THE PLAYOFFS!

PROMOTED!