Gregg Carter
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Diplomatic and military genius! currently posting on OTF! presumably while his application for a high-profile job in the Foreign Office is processed!
[edit] Wise analysis of the British sailors in Iran crisis!
- "Other people's [opinions] like -rudi-'s are just utterly shocking! It's fecking disgusting and treasonous! particularly worrying is the complete and utter lack of respect for the servicemen and women that fight every day for the freedoms that we all take for granted! People like -rudi- ought to be taken from their beds at night and shoved on a plane to Iran! They want to defend them and their innocent civillians, go there and support them!
- "I actually believe that the only way to deal with this situation is with aerial strikes of some nature!"
- "The only way to get them back, if the Iranians continue with their current stance, is to blow the country up city by city until they relent!"
[edit] What actually happened
- The Iranians continued with their current stance, and subsequently released the British sailors unharmed.
- This inexplicably took place without any airstrikes of any nature taking place, or even with any Iranian cities being blown up. Tony Blair was said to have been "fucking mystified, mate" at how this could have happened.
- -rudi- was hung for treason on St George's Day, 2007 outside the Tower of London. The executioner was Guinevere, as chosen by Professor Ivan Fesenko, Professor of Maths at Nottingham University.
- It turned out that the British Government had actually made up the coordinates at which the sailors were apprehended. It is unclear whether they were captured in Iraqi or Iranian waters.
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won.
[edit] Trivia
- World's Most Hapless Cunt 1980-present day
