Graeme Hick

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Big Shit Twat was a flat track bully who cruelly raised the hopes of a nation by raping crappy county attacks for several years while waiting to qualify for god's own country. When he did actually qualify, Hick insulted the Queen by being a pathetic bottling shit who finished up with the worst ever average of any international batsman who had played over 60 test matches (31.32).

Hick was so unpopular that even his former captain Michael Atherton would sooner declare on a whim than see him score a century, and everyone laughed at him.