Gordon Strachan
From ARFOPEDIA
Gordon Strachan is a largely brilliant football manager, who before becoming the manager at Celtic had exceeded expectations at every club he had managed. He is also the manager most able to son the retarded media.
[edit] Track Record
- Coventry City - having orchestrated a fifteen car pile-up on the M25 to ensure that Coventry's relegation clash with Tottenham on the last day of the 96/97 season would be suitably delayed, Strachan proceeded to relegate the club a few years later, thus ending their proud history in the top division, in the face of the horrific squad left over by famous racist Ron Atkinson. Strachan wisely countered this by spending millions of pounds on luminaries such as Keith O'Neill and Lee Hughes, a move that bizarrely saw Coventry become competent. Strachan soon left the club when he realised that the world of football tactics was unfairly impeding his ability to think of one-liners to dish out after matches, but left a proud legacy of youth team and academy players behind, such as Gavin Strachan and Craig Strachan.
- Southampton - kept Southampton up, led them to the FA Cup Final where they were comprehensively sonned by a far better team, but reached Europe, before 'retiring' and leaving the club entirely up shit creek (Paul Sturrock, Steve Wigley) which is understandable when you consider the shit rupert lowe put him through.
- Celtic - despite being sonned by Artmedia, has hilariously been slightly less inept than Alex McLeish, wp. Has played Paul Telfer though. In the European Cup WHAT
[edit] Mates
- Paul Williams
- Garry Pendrey
- Paul Telfer
- Dion Dublin
- Anyone employed at the BBC
