Goal Celebrations
From ARFOPEDIA
The origins of goal celebrations are unclear. What is known is that they were invented by a cheating foreigner and only became popular in England some time after Sir Alf's day.
[edit] Some Arrogant Goal Celebrations
- The Roger Milla dance. Awesome.
- The Shefki Kuqi dive. Believed to trigger tsunamis in South East Asia.
- Robbie Fowler pretending to be a cow.
- Nwankwo Kanu and the ball boy. You're a 7 foot darkie who has just scored a goal in front of 25,000 people. You're more conspicuous than Jan Molby in Mecca. To attempt kidknapp now is simply the height of arrogance.
- Paul Gascoigne doing the dentist's chair, and therefore introducing an entire generation of children to the world of binge drinking.
[edit] Some Pathetic Goal Celebrations
- The Robbie Keane somersaults. smh
- Robbie Earnshaw's matador schtick. smh
- Anything involving Jose Mourinho except for his dismissal of Alex Ferguson. smh
- Facundo Sava's mask celebration.
- Ivan Kaviedes's mask celebration.
- just about all of them, really
