Gillette Soccer Saturday

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Known affectionately as "GSS", this show is one of the highlights of a footballing weekend. Starting at 12pm on SS1 (or 2 if there is a live match between mid table sides going on), GSS provides an arrogantly good way of following the afternoons action.

[edit] Reasons why GSS rules

  • Jeff Stelling / Rob McCaffrey
  • Chris Kamara
  • John Gywnne
  • IT'S UNBELIEVABLE JEFF
  • Alan McInally
  • "They'll be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight!"
  • That moment when someone shouts "GOAL" off camera and you don't know which way the goal has gone.
  • Jeff desperately trying to hide how fucking RAGING he is about Hartlepool conceding a goal but failing miserably.
  • Does not feature Garth Crooks, Ray Stubbs or Carlton Palmer
  • Jeff quite deliberately trolling all of the panel, who fall for it 100% of the time
  • Jeff and McInally's friendly beef :*) basically kings amongst men

[edit] Shit things that GSS still rules in spite of

[edit] Match Reporters

  • Dave Bracegirdle
  • Brian Beard
  • John Gwynne AND HIS FB SHOUTY RUGBY LEAGUE VOICE
  • Dickie Davis and his nonsensical but fb manic hand gesturing
  • Brian "See More" Smith
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