Gary Megson

From ARFOPEDIA

Once bought by Brian Clough, who dismissed him without giving him a game, Gary Megson is a former manager of Nottingham Forest. Invented voice-recognition technology after developing the skill to switch on electronic appliances by shouting at them. Has recently dabbled in arrogance. Megson was sacked in February 2005 after Forest's elimination from the European Cup by Oldham Athletic.

Megson remains philosophical about his time at Forest, and although he claims he just needed more time to build a team, he accepts that it was a privilege to work alongside the 1979 European Cup and the 1980 European Cup, who are currently running team affairs in a caretaker capacity.

[edit] Notable achievements

• Second-placed in the 2005 Football Managers Shouting Really Loudly Competition behind renowned retard Steve Cotterill
• Winner of the inaugural Battle of Bramall Lane